Uh oh!

Looks like a dark horse is disrupting things in blonde bunnyland!

According to the National Enquirer, a brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva has caught the eye of Hugh Hefner and his Girls Next Door blonde threesome are not happy.

Dasha apparently caught Hefner’s old peen eye after being invited to the Playboy mansion as part of a competition to chose the cover model for Playboy’s New Year’s issue.

It’s reported that Hef has been accompanying Dasha on outings, holding her hand and even sitting in on her nude photo shoots.

An insider told the tabloid, “Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her.”

The source also said the three blondes are worried that Dasha is going to end up a regular on the show.

Good luck, Dasha!

Holly Madison probably has something lined up to keep that from ever happening!

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Smokin!

On Sunday, the paparazzi snapped George Clooney relaxing on a boat in Italy.

Can you believe he’s 48-years old?!

Yummmm!!!

How was YOUR weekend on the yacht???

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WTF??????

On Saturday, the usually stylish Rachel Bilson was spotted walking her cute doggy Thurman Murman in Katie Holmes-like baggy, pegged jeans.

Seriously?

The ‘trend’ died in the 90’s for a reason!

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Steve Carell and company scored!

According to new reports, The Office will air in the highly-coveted post-Super Bowl spot on NBC.

The Office “spinoff” was originally going to air after the Big Game, but the suits reconfigured the plans when the The Office exec producer decided to create an entirely different workplace comedy starring Amy Poehler.

We hope to see Green Bay in the Superbowl!

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She’s going to rule the world!

She’s been #1 on the U.S. charts for SEVEN WEEKS…and now…

Katy Perry’s I Kissed a Girl is #1 on the U.K. singles charts!!!

Congrats, biyatch!!!

Warning: If you don’t want spoilers, then do not read on!

Repeat: spoilers ahead, y’all.

It’s a good start to the fight for gold!

Team USA basketball beat Yao Ming’s Team China in Beijing on Sunday.

The final score was 101-70.

The US team’s highest scorer was the Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade with 19 points.

Superstar LeBron James contributed 18.

In 2004, Team USA was humbled when its star-studded NBA roster lost three times and settled for Athens bronze.

This year’s crew considers themselves the “Redeem Team”.

USA! USA!

Bring home the gold, boys.

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Unreal!

For the 4th weekend in a row, The Dark Knight was the #1 movie at the box office in America.

Industry experts say it will make $26 million by the end of the weekend.

Dark Knight’s weekend earnings put it at #3 on the all-time domestic box-office charts with $441.5 million, behind only Titanic ($600.8 million) and the original Star Wars ($461 million), which has had many re-releases.

Stoner flick Pineapple Express came in at #2 with $22.4 million. We saw it and we loved it. It was like God’s vagina - SO good!

Review loser The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor was #3 at $16.1 million and at #4 The Bitchyhood Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 with $10.8 million.

Too bad Seth Rogen and James Franco weren’t able to knock off the Bat. He’s unbeatable!

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Ashlee Simpson’s husband signs a surfboard for charity at the Boost Mobile party at the Project Beach House in Malibu on Saturday.

Peter Wentz has a perturbed look on his face because _________.

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More sad news to report.

Isaac Hayes has passed away.

The legendary musician died early Sunday morning at his home in Memphis, Tennessee.

His wife found him on the floor near a treadmill inside his home. He was was taken to Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, where he was pronounced dead at 2:08 a.m.

Many might known Isaac from his music. Younger readers might know him best as the voice of “Chef” on South Park, a role he left because it conflicted with his Scientology beliefs.

Hayes was 65.

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We smell hus$h money…..and loads of it!

John Edwards’s mistress, Rielle Hunter, has said there will be no DNA test!!

WHAT????

Whyyyyyyyyyy???????????

Hunter’s lawyer told the Washington Post on Saturday that she will not pursue DNA testing to establish the paternity of the bastard 5-month-old baby girl “now or in the future.”

Let’s see how the little girl feels at the age of 18.

Maybe the bastard illegitimate child will push for paternity answers then!

The mistress’ attorney went on to say she’s a “private” person who is “not running for public office” and would not comment further.

Did John Edwards proclaim that he’d take a paternity test knowing that Rielle had been paid off so it would never happen?!

Shady, shady!!

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